Myself: Hey… I… Where is she?
I: I don’t know
Myself: You mean you don’t know?
I: That’s what I just said!
Myself: No, you said “I don’t know”!
I: I know what I said…I’m not stupid! *mutters under her breath “Me is right, she’s a bitch!”
Myself: It’s her Birthday and she’s not around…This is strange.
I: Not as strange as you asking me the same question twice in a row.
Myself: I’m starting to get concerned.
I: I’m sure she’ll show up, she never goes too far away. Maybe she’s writing…she does that ya know!
Myself: Of course I know that you moron!
I: Hey, don’t call me names you…you…You…
ME: Will you TWO PLEASE shut the hell UP! For the love of GOD! I’m trying to SLEEP!
I: I Told you! *sticking tongue out at Myself*