Dick and Jane #1
A Short Story Series
By Leanna Harrow
Meet Dick, he is an ordinary man with an ordinary job, an ordinary house, and an ordinary dog. Dick also has an ordinary wife. Her name is Jane. Her job is to clean his ordinary house and feed his ordinary dog.
One day, Dick came home early from his ordinary job and to his dismay, his ordinary house was not clean and his ordinary dog had not been fed! He looked around for his ordinary wife, but could not find her. He looked in his ordinary kitchen but she was not there. He looked in his ordinary family room but she was not there. He looked in his ordinary bathroom but she was not there either.
He finally looked in his ordinary bedroom and found her. There was something very wrong with his ordinary wife. She was lying in the middle of their ordinary bed, naked with different colored paint all over her body from head to her toes.
“Jane, what on earth are you doing?” Dick asked her.
“Dick,” she said. “I have been thinking about it a lot lately and our life is so ordinary that I have decided to do something about it,” she continued. “ I’ve decided to spice it up a bit” she said smiling at him seductively.
“What do you mean?” he asked with a puzzled look on his face.
“Well,” Jane started. “Just because we have been married a long time and have ordinary lives doesn’t mean it has to stay that way and I’ve been doing some reading” she went on. “ I’ve discovered some things I think you’ll find, shall we say, stimulating?” she continued as she got up onto her knees. “Now, I’ll explain things as we go a long if you need me to, but you are a smart man and I don’t think you’ll have a problem picking it up. The first step is to take off all your clothes and join me” she finished with a smile patting the bed in front of her.
Dick was more than happy to do just as his no longer ordinary wife asked of him. He removed all of his clothing and joined her on the bed. Jane picked up several jars of brightly colored paints from the night stand and placed them on the bed in front of Dick.
“These are body paints my dear. Each color represents a different flavor. The red is cherry, the yellow is banana, the purple is grape, the orange is of course orange and the white is coconut,” she told him. We are going to take turns licking them off of each other after I get you all painted. We’ll be each other’s personal fruit salad” she laughed.
“I don’t know what’s gotten into you” Dick said, his cock starting to get hard already, “but I like it” he finished. Jane started at his feet, coloring each toe a different color as she had her own. She painted stripes up his feet and circles on his calves and thighs. She used the tip of her finger to paint his stiffened dick different colors smearing the tip with the cherry flavored paint. A small moan escaped Dick’s lips.
She smeared multi-colored heart shapes on his belly and chest. She painted his neck in all of the colors and his lips red with the cherry flavor as that was her personal favorite. She had painted her lips white as she knew he loved coconut. When she was finished she explained what they would do next.
“Now that we are all painted, we will take turns licking the paints off of each other,” she started. “When we’ve had all we can stand, you’ll fuck me like you’ve never fucked me before. I’ll start. How does that sound? ” she asked him.
“What are we waiting for?” Dick replied. Jane smiled at him and moved to the bottom of the bed where she started at the bottom of his feet. She took his right foot into her hands and started at the heel. She licked his foot from the heel to the pad of his toes in one long, slow deliberate stroke. Dick moaned again as she took his pinky toe into her mouth and sucked the paint off of it. She was glad that she had painted it cherry flavored, the next toe, the next flavor, another moan and so on until she reached his big toe. Dick reached for his cock which was now throbbing and she had just begun.
“No, darling, no touching” she instructed her no longer ordinary husband. She licked down the side of his right foot and sent it back onto the bed and picked up his left foot. She started at the toes this time. She took his big toe into her mouth first. She sucked the coconut flavor off of it and went to the second toe and then the third and fourth. She then went to his pinky toe. Once she had it licked clean, she licked the sole of his foot in small deliberate circles moving slowly from one side and then to the other.
Dick clutched the bedspread in his hands as his hips came off the bed. Jane slowly licked her way up the top of his foot licking his ankle as she then licked the top of his other foot and made her way to his other ankle. She slowly made her way up his calf licking and sucking each flavor from him. Dick continued to moan and gently fuck the air. Jane was afraid that he would cum like that but continued to the other calf making her way slowly up to his thighs.
She bypassed his cock because she knew one flick of her tongue and he’d explode all over her face. She didn’t want that happening. She licked off each of the hearts that she’d made on his belly and chest as he grabbed her by the hair and pushed her head down towards his aching cock.
“No Dick, it doesn’t work like that” she told him.
“Then let me lick you now” he pleaded.
“I’m not done yet,” she told him “almost, but not quite” she said looking up at him with a smile on her white lips. Another moan escaped Dick as she licked each of his nipples and then moved to his neck, dragging her nipples across his chest. His hands instinctively went to her tits and she pushed them away. He moaned again. Just his moans made her cum. She had never been so turned on in her life. She left his neck and went to his cock.
“Don’t you dare cum yet” she warned as she quickly made her way up the sides of his shaft trying to make sure he didn’t blow his load. She quickly sucked the cherry flavor from the tip of his throbbing member and moved back up over him.
She couldn’t wait to get to his lips so she could have her turn. She dragged her tongue across the last of the paint on his neck and went to his lips. She looked deep into his eyes and licked his bottom lips and the top. Dick could no longer resist and grabbed his wife.
As he flipped her over onto her back, he licked the coconut paint from her lips during a long, deep passionate kiss. A moan mixed with a sigh escaped her lips as she had never experienced this much intimacy during their entire marriage.
“Where do I start” Dick asked her looking deep into her eyes.
“Wherever you’d like” she said smiling back at him. Dick started at the smears she had on her neck. She had to resist the urge to touch him; she didn’t realize until that moment how hard it would be. He continued licking the flavored stripes downward until he reached the grape flavored circles she had painted around her nipples. He feverishly sucked her hardened nipples as she arched her back upward to meet his eager mouth.
He left her nipples and licked every bit of the deliciousness from her stomach and hips. He made his way down her thighs, bypassing her mound just like she had bypassed his cock. He made her moan again as well in doing so. He licked down her thighs to her calves. She tasted sweeter than any fruit salad he’d ever eaten. He got to the top of her feet and she started to squirm.
“Does it tickle?” he asked.
“No,” she said. “You made me cum silly” she said smiling with her eyes closed. A smile crossed Dick’s lips as he continued licking down the top of Jane’s feet to her toes. He slowly sucked each one making his wife moan and wiggle as she got off more times than he could count. He licked the paint off the bottoms and sides of her feet, one and then the other as he held them in his hands. She could hardly contain herself. He could hardly keep from cumming from watching her get off like that.
He left her feet and moved up to her wet and warm pussy. He slipped his fingers into her, she was soaking wet. Another moan escaped his lips as he removed his fingers, lifted her legs up and slipped his cock into her hot, wet box. He rested her legs on his chest, fucked her deep and licked the bottom of her feet as he stoked her deep. As he did this, she came on him repeatedly. He could hardly keep from unloading in her when he felt her clinch herself around the base of his cock. He licked in between her toes and she came again. He sucked on them as he fucked her harder and harder. She moaned and came again, this just made him fuck her deeper and suck her toes harder. She grabbed the bedspread, sank herself onto him, arched her back and shuddered. As she came again, so did Dick.
His explosion was phenomenal. Dick continued to lick the sides of Jane’s feet as she tightened around him again as she continued to shudder and cum. He slowed his sucking and she finally caught her breath. Dick separated her feet, kissed her calves as he made his way to her lips to kiss her. He lay next to his wife in a spent and tangled mass of sticky sweet smelling colors and flavors. He turned his head to his wife.
“You know, I’ll never be able to eat a fruit salad again without getting a hard on” he said to her.
“That was the idea dear,” she said. “This was just the beginning of the things I have in store for you darling” she told him.