Myself: What’s she doing?
I: I…I think she’s..she’s humming!
Myself: She’s what?
I: Oh My God! Seriously…are you going to start repeating yourself again? I said…she’s HUMMING!
Myself: What’s that smell????
I: Wait! I know that smell!
Myself: So do I! It’s Poison!
I: * shrieks*
Myself: The perfume you idiot! Wait…What’s that she’s eating???
I: Oh…the perfume…Wait…she’s eating???
Myself: For crying out loud, what do you do all day? Sit around trying to stay inside the lines with your coloring crayons? YES she’s eating! She’s eating CAKE!
I: I WANT CAKE!
Myself: We don’t need CAKE!!
I: Wait! When did We get here?
Me: OMG! I can’t even enjoy one day a year with you two around 😉